if you’re having a bad day

mckenziekatherine:

mckenziekatherine:

mckenziekatherine:

just remember that I, a registered nurse with a bachelors degree, accidentally glued a patient’s foreskin shut over his penis and had to call a urology doctor to come help me get it to retract

I had to send a page that said “I glued the patient’s penis shut. send help.”

The urology resident said, “Wow. I’ve never seen anything like this. Let me go ask someone else.”

It’s been like 5 days since this happened and I’m just sitting at the nurses station with some coworkers and the urology resident walks by and says “hey! Glue any penises shut lately??” And keeps on walking

THEN ALL MY COWORKERS WERE LIKE WHAT JUST HAPPENED

and so yeah, that freaking doctor exposed me and went on his way

regbian:

we all have that one book we read as a class in school that we REALLY liked…reblog this and tag what it is for me it’s either the outsiders or romeo and juliet

bulbasaur-propaganda:

It doesn’t matter, he looks cute in both cases 💚

izumism:

izumism:

I was going through useless facts and trivia to fill my brain with shit and I learned in feudal Japan the term for a bisexual man was something along ”wields swords in both hands”

And the gays win again.

Zuko is leading us into 20Biteen with pride

jehovahhthickness:

Some of y’all never had a Paramore, Green Day, Simple Plan, AFI & My Chemical Romance phase and it shows!

papillonnne:

ANNIE HSIAO-CHING WANG

ARTIST

queencatradora:

queencatradora:

gays, i have an important question:

are you a sword gay, knife gay, battle axe gay, or a bow n arrow gay

this question is good for all lgbt people of course, except for terfs